It's not personal, it's business. In a world plagued with bad food served at hyped-up eateries, sometimes the truth is difficult to stomach. Burnt: where bad restaurants are chastised for their sins.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Town Hall Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina

Leathery burgers, comically undersized portions, and a misfit crew of rude staff make the Town Hall Grill a perfect addition to the Burn List. I took my brother, Alex, here over the weekend and was astonished by the impudent hostess, servers, and even management at this unrefined T.G.I. Friday's wannabe. It is obvious that their prestigious Southern Village address is the only quality that ushers in their high-paying Chapel Hill clientèle. The calamari appetizer ($10) was at best four ounces of overcooked, unpalatable squid served with a nightmare inducing dipping sauce. The cheeseburger was overcooked and despite the $11 price tag, was not made with in-house ground beef. The $8 quesadilla was made using a 6-inch tortilla with microwaved chicken and only partially melted cheese. With tip the meal came to $40 and several hours of regret.

Town Hall Grill advertises, "an eclectic menu that infuses Southwestern flavors" on their website. Lies, lies, lies. The fare at Town Hall is neither eclectic nor intellectually stimulating; if anything it screams generic sports bar. If you want a meal memorable for its creativity and vivid flavors, walk three shops down to Merlion for some of the best Asian cuisine Chapel Hill has to offer.

The Town Hall Grill
Suite 350, 410
Market Street
Chapel Hill, North Carolina 27516

Friday, October 30, 2009

Tate Street Coffee, Greensboro, North Carolina

Tate Street Coffee House: For over fifteen years they have cornered the market on dirty, disheveled, stuck-up, overpriced, and flavorless coffee on the University of North Carolina at Greensboro campus. If it was not for naive upperclassmen, nostalgic of spending countless hours in the hell-hole because they lived mundane, pathetic lives; Tate Street Coffee would have been out of business years ago. Now, in a pitiful attempt to counter the liberating advances of Coffeeology, (such as acceptance of credit and debit cards, free wireless internet, and baked goods that lack "display case-funk") Tate Street Coffee is offering alcohol. Touché! No, not really.

Recommended alternative:

Coffeeology
423 Tate Street
Greensboro, North Carolina 27403
336.274.7282

Hours of Business:
Monday through Friday, 6:30am to 11:30pm (kitchen closes at 11:00pm)
Saturday and Sunday, 7:30am to 10:00pm (kitchen closes at 9:30pm)